It’s Thursday, But It’s Giving Monday

It’s Thursday, But It’s Giving Monday Okay, first of all—how is it only Thursday? Today started off with the energy of a Monday that overslept, spilled coffee on its shirt, and then realized it left the house without pants. And honestly? Same.

This blog? Yeah, the one you’re reading? I just launched it. And I’ve already managed to mess up the URL, break the links, and spend way too much time yelling “WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING” at my laptop while aggressively refreshing the page like that was going to magically fix it. Apparently, launching a blog is not like slapping glitter on a tumbler and calling it a day. Who knew? ⸻

Current Status: Mildly Panicked but Optimistic I swear I’m going to figure it out. I’m out here Googling like a pro, clicking things I don’t understand, and pretending I know what DNS settings are. All so you lovely people can actually click on my blog link without it sending you into the dark void of the internet. If you’re reading this… congrats. That means I fixed it. Or at least duct-taped it together enough to function. ⸻

The Dream? Rich. The Reality? Slightly Delusional. Do I want this blog to make me rich? Absolutely. I want my tumblers to go viral, my tees to be worn by badasses everywhere, and my blog to rake in enough money for me to buy a label maker that actually works. Will it? Who knows. But hey—we can dream, can’t we? For now, I’m just showing up, writing through the chaos, and building this thing one glitter-covered, slightly broken link at a time. ⸻

Thanks for Being Here If you’re still reading, bless your heart. You’re my kind of person. The kind that can laugh through the mess and still root for the dream. Now go sip something fabulous out of your favorite tumbler, and if you see a typo or a weird link… just smile and pretend you didn’t. I’m a work in progress.

With sarcasm in my soul and tech support on speed dial,

Your Hot-Mess sassy ass pot stirrer at 207 Customs

Andrea