💥 If Humans Had Taglines… What Would Mine Be?

Imagine walking into a room and your tagline flashes above your head like a neon sign. Not a job title. Not a personality quiz result. A full-send, no-filter, this-is-my-vibe tagline.

So naturally, I asked myself…

“If humans had taglines, what would mine be?”

And listen—mine would NOT be anything polite like “Live. Laugh. Love.”

I’m more “Caffeinated Chaos With a Side of ‘Don’t Test Me Today.’”

Let’s be real:

I run a business where swearing is part of the product line. My idea of “brand voice” is unhinged but lovable. I am chronically over it, always caffeinated, and allergic to fake shit.

So my tagline?

“Wicked Feral & Fresh Outta Fucks.”

It’s not just a mood. It’s a lifestyle.

It’s what powers The Feral Fox Co.

It’s what fuels the tees, the tumblers, the foul-mouthed gifts, and all the fire content that keeps my chaos crew coming back.

And if you’re reading this, you’re probably taglined-up yourself.

Here are some runner-up contenders for when I need to rotate the madness:

“Running on vibes, coffee, and revenge.” “Here for the drama, not the damage.” “A walking contradiction in cute shoes.” “Don’t poke the bear unless you want a sassy cup thrown at you.”

So now I’m flipping the script—

If humans had taglines, what would yours be?

Drop it in the comments or tag me on socials. Bonus points if it’s something that’d get you fired from a PTA meeting.

Now excuse me, I’ve got feral merch to design and zero time to pretend I’m normal.

🦊 Stay savage,

Andrea | The Feral Fox Co