If there’s one thing more American than hot dogs and questionable fireworks safety—it’s being loud, unapologetic, and just a little bit feral. Welcome to The Feral Fox Co.’s 4th of July edition, where the stars are shining, the stripes are flying, and your favorite small biz is out here being a whole damn vibe.
While the neighborhood is out there arguing about potato salad and burning their eyebrows off with roman candles, I’m over here running on iced coffee, unmedicated chaos, and a stack of custom shirt orders that may or may not have glitter stuck to them. (Yes, Cheryl, that is intentional sparkle. You’re welcome.)
This week, my workshop smells like vinyl, ambition, and probably burnt hair. The Cup Bar is stocked. The Feral Swear Bears are locked and loaded. The Mainely Feral tourist merch is ready to wreak havoc. And your girl? Fresh outta fucks, but never outta hustle.
What’s Hot Right Now (Besides Me Standing Near the Heat Press):
🔥 Feral AF Tees – Because nothing says “land of the free” like a shirt that screams “don’t talk to me, I’m over it.”
🔥 4-in-1 Can Tumblers – Keep that hard seltzer cold while you dodge family drama and political debates at the BBQ.
🔥 Mainely Feral Stickers & Decals – For the locals, the tourists, and anyone who’s just here for a wicked good time.
Upcoming Chaos:
– Got a pile of custom orders from the last craft fair. Y’all really came through, even in the rain.
– Football season is heating up, and I’ve got Lakers gear for days.
– Critter Biscuits (Hunter’s biz) is pumping out the dog treats faster than I can say “paws off my damn cupcakes.”
And yes, I reorganized my whole shop this week because sometimes the only way to feel like you’re in control of life is by alphabetizing your vinyl and rage-labeling your drawers.
Final Thought From the Fox:
Remember: this country was founded by drunk men in powdered wigs who said “no thanks” to taxes and “yes please” to raising hell. That makes being a little unhinged patriotic, actually.
So go forth, raise hell, and if you’re gonna blow stuff up—at least wear one of my tees while you do it. 😘
Stay wild. Stay loud. Stay wicked feral.
Happy 4th, you beautiful beasts.
🦊
– Andrea
CEO, Chaos Coordinator, Sparkler Safety Denier
Tumblers and Trash Talk 
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