by Andrea “Chief Chaos Coordinator” Woods
Listen… if I make it through this week without flipping a table or duct-taping myself to a tent pole, it’ll be a miracle. Let’s recap, shall we?
🌪 The Craft Fair Saga: Tents Were Flying, Not Sales
So, there I was at the craft fair this weekend, sweating like a sinner in church, trying to sling tumblers, tees, and Critter Biscuits while keeping my tent from taking flight. And when I say tents were blowing over, I mean Mary-from-Booth-12’s entire display of handmade potholders is somewhere in Canada right now.
Mine stayed standing, though — probably because it knows I’ve got enough rage to keep it anchored.
🏈 Football Season: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year (For Everyone Except Me)
Lake Region football season is here, which means I’ve basically signed my soul away to bleachers, cowbells, and chaotic carpool moms who think they’re NFL scouts. Jonah’s hyped, Wesley’s hyped, the rest of the team is hyped, the Coaches are hyped… meanwhile, I’m out here pricing tumblers and trying to remember who needs their name on the damn hoodie sleeve.
Tridents up, baby. Let’s go.
🫠 Family Drama & Fake People: Popcorn, Please
Oh, and can we talk about the family drama?
No, actually, we can’t… because if I start, this post will get flagged and we all know I’m on thin ice with my “language” already. Just know this:
Some people should get their own reality show. Others should get a hobby. That’s all I’ll say. 🫖
🎒 Back to School: Send Help. Or Coffee. Or Both.
Hunter’s heading back to school, which means I get the privilege of fighting with a 13-year-old about why deodorant is not optional, homework exists for a reason, and no, you cannot survive on Cheetos and ramen alone.
I love him, I really do… but Lord, give me strength.
🐾 Critter Biscuits: Treat of the Week Has Gone Pro
Now, on to the good stuff — Hunter’s Critter Biscuits has officially leveled up!
He’s doing things different now, folks:
🐶 New Treat Announced → Every Monday
📦 Order All Week → Closes Friday @ 5PM
🎉 Fresh AF + Ready Sunday
This week’s feature? Apple Peanut Butter Doggie Donuts — and yes, they’re as good as they sound. Hunter’s been working his little baker magic, and we’re keeping batches small so your pups get the freshest, drool-worthy goodness.
But don’t wait — because once we sell out, they’re gone faster than my patience at football practice.
🦊 Final Thoughts from Your Feral Fox
Between the craft fair chaos, football mania, fake people, school prep, and running a small business or three, I’m one loud noise away from full-blown feral mode.
But hey… at least the pups are eating good. 🐾
Go snag your box of Apple Peanut Butter Doggie Donuts now before Hunter eats them all himself:
Www.facebook.com/critterbiscuits
Until next time, stay hydrated, stay feral, and keep your tents tied down.
💚
Andrea + Hunter
Chief Chaos Coordinator + Chief Biscuit Baker
Tumblers and Trash Talk 
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